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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis)

Posted 5 hours ago
  1. wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  2. stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

Posted 5 hours ago

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

Posted 5 hours ago
full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

Posted 5 hours ago

rucbarwhovian:

rucbarwhovian:

rucbarwhovian:

Yo if you like/reblog this thing anytime on the day of the 28th of whatever this month is (it’s a Monday) I will send you a funny/weird ask

DO IT NOW

I said reblog it I have weird things I’m ready to send people

Even better, ill make every single one relating to ducks

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

Posted 5 hours ago

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars)

Posted 5 hours ago

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED